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Warning: Don’t read.

They said, being responsible is most valuable when nobody notices it. Same to cleanliness, you know you are tidy on things when nobody knows you are. I just don’t know how to express it in written words but I know you understand what I am trying to say. And probably you already have a hint where this article leads to.

Alright. I’ll go straight to the point.

Me and honey went to a shopping mall yesterday, to get her a haircut, and to have a short date (not time) as well. I went to a restroom and I am the type of guy who rarely use the urinal. There were 4 cubicles inside and only one was opened. I entered and OMG, to my surprise there were floating golden manure. And it’s clogged! Whew. Good thing I mastered holding my breath long enough and I got out of the toilet without taking too much of the inside smell. I don’t do that. I always flush.

This is the reason why I don’t use public toilets, as much as possible. I’d prefer peeing beside an electric post than to witness how other peoples golden treasures stink. I do, when I really don’t have other options. And I always witness nature’s wrath.

And even worse, I also witness this effin phenomenon everyday, right there at the toilet we use in the office. No. It’s outside the office. But think of it, most of the people who work in this building are probably educated people. And they can’t even flush when they pee. Much worse, I also see golden treasures. It’s just “UnJust” because I don’t do that. I always pay courtesy to the next person who’s gonna use the toilet after me. I just hope that everybody think like that too.

And now that you’ve read this, please, please, please. Treat it like it’s the most confidential, top secret, information about yourself. Tell you what, my golden treasure is like as bigg as a log most of the time, BUT I always let it drown to the river of no return. So nobody sees it..

Whew. What a nice story. What a relief.

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