Kid, getting a five-finger discount

Kid, shoplifts at a store.
“I am going to pay for this item. It’s just that I don’t know how to carry a basket or push a cart yet. And you really can’t tell that it’s five-finger discount because obviously, I am using ten fingers. I don’t know how to do it with just one hand.”
The authority later released the little girl and declared innocent.
Categories: Humor

candies aisle and eat right then and there!