Kid, getting a five-finger discount

Posted in Humor - 8 June 2010 - 2 comments

Kid, shoplifts at a store.

A little girl named Ley, 2 years old, was caught-in-the-act of getting a five-finger discount or most commonly known as shoplifting. When asked by the authority, she defended herself that she was actually going to pay for it. She just doesn’t know how to carry a shopping basket or push a cart and she was just going to put the pack of toothpaste in her pocket temporarily while she fall in line to the cashier.

“I am going to pay for this item. It’s just that I don’t know how to carry a basket or push a cart yet. And you really can’t tell that it’s five-finger discount because obviously, I am using ten fingers. I don’t know how to do it with just one hand.”

The authority later released the little girl and declared innocent.

2 Responses to Kid, getting a five-finger discount

  1. Mommy says:
    June 9, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    hey, I know Ley! if she ever gave shoplifting a thought, she’d probably go to the chocolates/
    candies aisle and eat right then and there!

  2. acantos says:
    June 16, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    that time, there’s no chocolates around. and she got a good reason for the toothpaste. para kay baby raw yon… hehehe.

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